The ArcherSep 13, 20213 minGet The Hell AwayRosh Hashanah. Yom Kippur. The Days of Awe and Judgement. The days when, last year, Hashem decided Simone Biles was going to get the...
The ArcherAug 31, 20216 minThe Ultimate Guide to Jewish DatingAs my longtime readers may have noticed we got FANCY here at The Archer. We have our own URL now and we refer to ourselves as we because...
The ArcherJan 26, 20217 minZchus For A ShidduchG-d tried His very best to make it easy to follow His Torah. He laid out 613 mitzvos and said quite clearly that following those mitzvos...
The ArcherJan 19, 20215 minTake A BreakTake a break Run away with us for the summer let's go upstate -Hamilton I dated a guy in the Year of Our Lord 2020 and I mentioned the...
The ArcherJan 8, 20219 minHobby LobbyIn my early days of shidduchim, shadchans who were getting to know me would ask if I had any hobbies. At the time, I did not. My days...
The ArcherDec 22, 20207 minThink Of Me, Think Of Me FondlyMy grandmother, may she live and be well, is very old and a little loopy. She lives at an independent living facility where she received...
The ArcherNov 19, 20204 minPanda SexAs you may have intuited from the title, this post is not everyone's cup of tea. While it is a scientific study of animal sex lives, it...
The ArcherNov 18, 20203 minTiming ISN'T EverythingIn the film Country Strong, Garrett Hedlund croons to Leighton Meester and Gwyneth Paltrow (in separate scenes. It's complicated) that...
The ArcherNov 17, 20204 minEssCahPay! It's funny it's spelled just like the word escape. I've been in a situation more than a few times where, after approximately 8 seconds, I know that this date isn't going anywhere....
The ArcherNov 16, 20202 minThe Bentching GameSo you've found yourself on a dinner date. You don't know where your next meal is coming from so you've eaten half your body weight in...
The ArcherNov 3, 20205 minMatchmaker, Matchmaker, Make ME a Match I know for an absolute certainty that only G-D makes matches. I know this because I'm the complete package and I am still not married,...
The ArcherNov 3, 20204 minHow To Succeed in Dating Without Really Trying. Poor Daniel Radcliffe. They thought he was going to be a blockbuster movie star one day. Then he grew and grew and grew, and, like a good...