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    Get The Hell Away
    The Archer
    • Sep 13, 2021
    • 3 min

    Get The Hell Away

    Rosh Hashanah. Yom Kippur. The Days of Awe and Judgement. The days when, last year, Hashem decided Simone Biles was going to get the...
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    The Ultimate Guide to Jewish Dating
    The Archer
    • Aug 31, 2021
    • 6 min

    The Ultimate Guide to Jewish Dating

    As my longtime readers may have noticed we got FANCY here at The Archer. We have our own URL now and we refer to ourselves as we because...
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    Puberty Time
    The Archer
    • Aug 24, 2021
    • 1 min

    Puberty Time

    When a blog stops being a girl and becomes a woman
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    Zchus For A Shidduch
    The Archer
    • Jan 26, 2021
    • 7 min

    Zchus For A Shidduch

    G-d tried His very best to make it easy to follow His Torah. He laid out 613 mitzvos and said quite clearly that following those mitzvos...
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    Take A Break
    The Archer
    • Jan 19, 2021
    • 5 min

    Take A Break

    Take a break Run away with us for the summer let's go upstate -Hamilton I dated a guy in the Year of Our Lord 2020 and I mentioned the...
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    Hobby Lobby
    The Archer
    • Jan 8, 2021
    • 9 min

    Hobby Lobby

    In my early days of shidduchim, shadchans who were getting to know me would ask if I had any hobbies. At the time, I did not. My days...
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    Think Of Me, Think Of Me Fondly
    The Archer
    • Dec 22, 2020
    • 7 min

    Think Of Me, Think Of Me Fondly

    My grandmother, may she live and be well, is very old and a little loopy. She lives at an independent living facility where she received...
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    Panda Sex
    The Archer
    • Nov 19, 2020
    • 4 min

    Panda Sex

    As you may have intuited from the title, this post is not everyone's cup of tea. While it is a scientific study of animal sex lives, it...
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    Timing ISN'T Everything
    The Archer
    • Nov 18, 2020
    • 3 min

    Timing ISN'T Everything

    In the film Country Strong, Garrett Hedlund croons to Leighton Meester and Gwyneth Paltrow (in separate scenes. It's complicated) that...
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    EssCahPay! It's funny it's spelled just like the word escape.
    The Archer
    • Nov 17, 2020
    • 4 min

    EssCahPay! It's funny it's spelled just like the word escape.

    I've been in a situation more than a few times where, after approximately 8 seconds, I know that this date isn't going anywhere....
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    The Bentching Game
    The Archer
    • Nov 16, 2020
    • 2 min

    The Bentching Game

    So you've found yourself on a dinner date. You don't know where your next meal is coming from so you've eaten half your body weight in...
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    Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make ME a Match
    The Archer
    • Nov 3, 2020
    • 5 min

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make ME a Match

    I know for an absolute certainty that only G-D makes matches. I know this because I'm the complete package and I am still not married,...
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    How To Succeed in Dating Without Really Trying.
    The Archer
    • Nov 3, 2020
    • 4 min

    How To Succeed in Dating Without Really Trying.

    Poor Daniel Radcliffe. They thought he was going to be a blockbuster movie star one day. Then he grew and grew and grew, and, like a good...
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