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    The Face of the Earth
    The Archer
    • Dec 29, 2021
    • 4 min

    The Face of the Earth

    Every so often I date a Harry Houdini-a boy who sort of disappears during or after our relationship. Sometimes the signs are obvious....
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    Boring
    The Archer
    • Dec 10, 2021
    • 5 min

    Boring

    I've gotten to a point in the retelling of my dating history where everything was working in my life except the dates themselves. I was...
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    He's Just Not That Into You
    The Archer
    • Nov 24, 2021
    • 3 min

    He's Just Not That Into You

    There have been 3 times, according to my extensive dating document entitled "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" where I have suspected...
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    Harvard
    The Archer
    • Nov 22, 2021
    • 5 min

    Harvard

    *Pop culture reference* *Pop culture reference* *Pop culture reference* If you have ever spoken to me or read my writing you might have...
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    Cut It Short
    The Archer
    • Oct 27, 2021
    • 8 min

    Cut It Short

    When I used to teach shabbos groups at my shul, we were given some advice I'll never forget: cut it short. If you've planned an activity...
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    Crazy Is As Crazy Does
    The Archer
    • Jul 1, 2021
    • 6 min

    Crazy Is As Crazy Does

    Have you ever been scared of something not quite rational? Everyone understands the fears of snakes and spiders and murder republican...
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    The Drought and the Trick
    The Archer
    • Jun 16, 2021
    • 5 min

    The Drought and the Trick

    According to my carefully maintained spreadsheet, the longest "dating drought" I ever had was for 6 months in 2016. There was a very...
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    The Very Worst?
    The Archer
    • Jun 1, 2021
    • 7 min

    The Very Worst?

    I get the same question all the time: What was your worst date ever? It's a hard question for me to answer because there are combinations...
    122 views0 comments
    Double Dipping
    The Archer
    • May 26, 2021
    • 8 min

    Double Dipping

    I am back with a dating story from my large catalogue of experiences. LET'S GET TO IT. There are two very interesting things about boy #7...
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    Doing My Taxes
    The Archer
    • Feb 4, 2021
    • 9 min

    Doing My Taxes

    As the old saying goes, there are two things you cannot avoid in life: death and taxes. Luckily at my most recent speed dating experience...
    108 views0 comments
    I Don't Cook, I Don't Clean
    The Archer
    • Dec 28, 2020
    • 8 min

    I Don't Cook, I Don't Clean

    I may be naive, but from what I have experienced I don't think there is a large camp of people out there who would argue that there is a...
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    The Tell Tale Realization
    The Archer
    • Dec 24, 2020
    • 4 min

    The Tell Tale Realization

    Too soon into my dating life I realized that not only Timing Isn't Everything , but there would be larger "coincidences" that wouldn't...
    68 views0 comments
    Location, Location, Location
    The Archer
    • Dec 17, 2020
    • 10 min

    Location, Location, Location

    I'm the kind of serial dater that's done it all. I've been forcibly kidnapped and transported to an undisclosed location, I mean, picked...
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    Harry Potter and the First Date
    The Archer
    • Dec 15, 2020
    • 4 min

    Harry Potter and the First Date

    Back when I was a young woman, as opposed to now when my knees hurt constantly, I figured I would marry one of the first guys I ever...
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    Essentially, The Essentials Are Essential
    The Archer
    • Dec 14, 2020
    • 9 min

    Essentially, The Essentials Are Essential

    Before I begin this post begins I want to point out-again-that everything I am writing is 100% true. Some of this will sound...
    155 views1 comment
    Stranger Danger
    The Archer
    • Dec 3, 2020
    • 5 min

    Stranger Danger

    My mother taught me from a young age that if any adult I didn't know ever spoke to me it was inevitable that I would be murdered shortly....
    85 views1 comment
    Tips for Dating on Speed
    The Archer
    • Dec 1, 2020
    • 5 min

    Tips for Dating on Speed

    This past Sunday, I went to a speed dating event in a largely populated Jewish area that was attended by singles from throughout the...
    78 views1 comment
    The Fallacy of Flirting Through Poetry
    The Archer
    • Nov 25, 2020
    • 5 min

    The Fallacy of Flirting Through Poetry

    A few bright people came up with an idea after COVID-19 came in and ruined all of our lives (or at least the 2020 baseball season.) They...
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    Shabbaton 2: Lost in New York
    The Archer
    • Nov 24, 2020
    • 10 min

    Shabbaton 2: Lost in New York

    One of the more difficult things I've done in my dating life is attending singles' shabbatons. These are weekend trips where a number of...
    83 views1 comment
    Burning Out Burning Out For You Baby
    The Archer
    • Nov 23, 2020
    • 5 min

    Burning Out Burning Out For You Baby

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a girl between the ages of 6-19 in the year 2008 in possession of a regular hormone cycle,...
    69 views0 comments
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