The Face of the Earth
Every so often I date a Harry Houdini-a boy who sort of disappears during or after our relationship. Sometimes the signs are obvious....
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The Archer
- Nov 24, 2021
- 3 min
He's Just Not That Into You
There have been 3 times, according to my extensive dating document entitled "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" where I have suspected...
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The Archer
- Nov 22, 2021
- 5 min
Harvard
*Pop culture reference* *Pop culture reference* *Pop culture reference* If you have ever spoken to me or read my writing you might have...
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The Archer
- Oct 27, 2021
- 8 min
Cut It Short
When I used to teach shabbos groups at my shul, we were given some advice I'll never forget: cut it short. If you've planned an activity...
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The Archer
- Jul 1, 2021
- 6 min
Crazy Is As Crazy Does
Have you ever been scared of something not quite rational? Everyone understands the fears of snakes and spiders and murder republican...
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The Archer
- Jun 16, 2021
- 5 min
The Drought and the Trick
According to my carefully maintained spreadsheet, the longest "dating drought" I ever had was for 6 months in 2016. There was a very...
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The Archer
- Jun 1, 2021
- 7 min
The Very Worst?
I get the same question all the time: What was your worst date ever? It's a hard question for me to answer because there are combinations...
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The Archer
- May 26, 2021
- 8 min
Double Dipping
I am back with a dating story from my large catalogue of experiences. LET'S GET TO IT. There are two very interesting things about boy #7...
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The Archer
- Feb 4, 2021
- 9 min
Doing My Taxes
As the old saying goes, there are two things you cannot avoid in life: death and taxes. Luckily at my most recent speed dating experience...
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The Archer
- Dec 28, 2020
- 8 min
I Don't Cook, I Don't Clean
I may be naive, but from what I have experienced I don't think there is a large camp of people out there who would argue that there is a...
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The Archer
- Dec 24, 2020
- 4 min
The Tell Tale Realization
Too soon into my dating life I realized that not only Timing Isn't Everything , but there would be larger "coincidences" that wouldn't...
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The Archer
- Dec 17, 2020
- 10 min
Location, Location, Location
I'm the kind of serial dater that's done it all. I've been forcibly kidnapped and transported to an undisclosed location, I mean, picked...
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The Archer
- Dec 15, 2020
- 4 min
Harry Potter and the First Date
Back when I was a young woman, as opposed to now when my knees hurt constantly, I figured I would marry one of the first guys I ever...
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The Archer
- Dec 14, 2020
- 9 min
Essentially, The Essentials Are Essential
Before I begin this post begins I want to point out-again-that everything I am writing is 100% true. Some of this will sound...
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The Archer
- Dec 3, 2020
- 5 min
Stranger Danger
My mother taught me from a young age that if any adult I didn't know ever spoke to me it was inevitable that I would be murdered shortly....
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The Archer
- Dec 1, 2020
- 5 min
Tips for Dating on Speed
This past Sunday, I went to a speed dating event in a largely populated Jewish area that was attended by singles from throughout the...
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The Archer
- Nov 25, 2020
- 5 min
The Fallacy of Flirting Through Poetry
A few bright people came up with an idea after COVID-19 came in and ruined all of our lives (or at least the 2020 baseball season.) They...
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The Archer
- Nov 24, 2020
- 10 min
Shabbaton 2: Lost in New York
One of the more difficult things I've done in my dating life is attending singles' shabbatons. These are weekend trips where a number of...
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The Archer
- Nov 23, 2020
- 5 min
Burning Out Burning Out For You Baby
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a girl between the ages of 6-19 in the year 2008 in possession of a regular hormone cycle,...
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